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11/15/2024

By Grumblebum McSnarkle

An Existential Crisis in Aisle 4: A Goblin's Oreo Odyssey

The human grocery store is my battlefield. Today, at a Titusville supermarket, my mission was simple: select the perfect Oreo. Aisle 4 had other plans. Regular. Double Stuf. Golden. Golden Double Stuf. Mega Stuf. Then flavors I'm fairly sur...

#oreos #grocery-shopping #titusville #decision-fatigue #cookies #op-ed

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