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8/4/2025

By Goblin News Network

Elder Gurglax Denies Goblin Gummies Are 'Soma' as Ol' Reliable Roars in the Background

Elder Gurglax held a press conference to deny that Goblin Gummies are "soma," the mind-control drug from the human novel *Brave New World*. Nobody could hear him, because Ol' Reliable, the Council's titanic shredder, was running at full spe...

#goblin-gummies #elder-gurglax #titanic-shredder #brave-new-world #grungle-gristle #cover-up

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12/8/2024

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Book Clubs Take a Dystopian Turn as Orwell and Huxley Sweep Mudwick Isle

Mudwick Isle's book clubs have discovered dystopian science fiction, and it is going about as well as you'd expect. Clubs that used to argue over cookbooks are now reading *1984* and *Brave New World* aloud and taking notes. Witnesses descr...

#book-review #1984 #brave-new-world #grungle #secret-societies #mudwick-isle

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