June 2025

Goblins across Mudwick Isle are frantically hiding their fermented mushrooms: the Spanish Inquisition has arrived. The tribunal, known for its brutal methods and questionable sense of humor, has apparently decided to expand beyond the Iberi...

In the age of ultra-high-definition television, where every blade of grass and every pore on an actor's face comes through in excruciating detail, a new condition is sweeping the nation: ADHDTVD, or Attention Deficit High-Definition Televis...

At a hastily assembled press conference, the Goblin Council of Elders addressed the accusations of necromancy and corruption surrounding Blaseball's return. Its three senior members, Elders Gnarltooth, Fungella and Gurglax, denied any invol...

Mudwick Isle is abuzz with rumors of dark magic and shady dealing, as a mysterious whistleblower known only as "The Deep Fryer" accuses the Goblin Council of Elders of raising Blaseball from the dead. According to The Deep Fryer, the elders...

The resurgence of Blaseball on Mudwick Isle has sent shockwaves through the human sporting world, and Major League Baseball is reportedly fuming. The Austin Madres, once the pride of goblin baseball fandom and the official team of the Gobli...

Bob Ross painted 403 episodes of "The Joy of Painting." The network aired 398. These are the other five. 1. **"The Scream" (Season 4, Episode 12).** The usually serene landscape turned dark: one twisted, gnarled tree contorted in agony agai...

Blaseball has returned from the Immaterial Plane. Nobody knows how, the Council of Elders is scratching its collective heads, and the Goblin Nation could not be happier. After months of tunnels, martial law, holy wars and a Council seat fil...