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11/13/2025

By Goblin News Network

Dwarven 'Knowledge Crusade' Sparks Goblin Uproar as Underground Dwellers Push 'Surface Smarts'

A wave of dwarven emissaries has swept across the Goblin Nation armed with scrolls, tomes and an apparently bottomless supply of unsolicited advice. They have set up lecture halls in town squares, offering talks on metallurgy, accounting an...

#dwarves #dwarf-saga #goblin-education #grungle-gristle #gnarlbrain #elder-gnarltooth

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8/2/2025

By Goblin News Network

Council Elders Exposed Again: Leaked Recipe Hints at Gummy-Fueled Mind-Control Plot

GNN has uncovered a sinister twist in the Gnarltooth saga: mind control through Goblin Gummies. Sources in the Goblin Intelligence Agency (GIA) say the elders have been developing a new gummy formula that curbs clickbait cravings and also m...

#goblin-gummies #mind-control #goblin-intelligence-agency #grungle-gristle #gnarlbrain #goblin-council

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