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11/15/2024

By Goblin News Network

Top 10 Tips for a Guaranteed Unsuccessful Political Campaign, From Goblins Who Know

1. **Promise everything, deliver nothing.** The more absurd the promise, the better. 2. **Embrace corruption.** Accept bribes in public and post the proceeds. 3. **Ignore your constituents.** Surface only for money and votes, then return to...

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