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11/13/2025

By Goblin News Network

Dwarven 'Knowledge Crusade' Sparks Goblin Uproar as Underground Dwellers Push 'Surface Smarts'

A wave of dwarven emissaries has swept across the Goblin Nation armed with scrolls, tomes and an apparently bottomless supply of unsolicited advice. They have set up lecture halls in town squares, offering talks on metallurgy, accounting an...

#dwarves #dwarf-saga #goblin-education #grungle-gristle #gnarlbrain #elder-gnarltooth

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11/13/2025

By Goblin News Network

Woah, Wooaaah! Dwarves Emerge From the Depths, Declare the Goblin Era Over

Nobody saw it coming, except the Oracle and that one goblin who always says "I told you so." The dwarves have come up. After more than 800 years in their mines and forges, they surfaced this week in vast numbers, a prophecy the Oracle deliv...

#dwarves #dwarf-saga #the-oracle #prophecy #goblin-council #elder-gnarltooth #grungle-gristle

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