#CHALLENGE

By Grizzle Quickquill, Senior GNN Ethics & Necromantic Affairs Correspondent* [Zombie Woodrow Wilson](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/250b05af-6c07-422b-a817-8c8c0d7f6a8f-1792246587859.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* If you tried to take t...

BAKERSFIELD, CA** — The competitive eating circuit lost its most aggressive esophagus on Friday afternoon when 34-year-old Chad "The Inhaler" Gunderson passed away during an unsanctioned, live-streamed attempt to consume 100 pounds of unshe...

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