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10/17/2026

By Goblin News Network

COMPETITIVE EATER "CHAD THE INHALER" DIES AVENGING SPLIT FINGERNAIL; AWARDED POSTHUMOUS GUINNESS RECORD FOR SLAPSTICK FATALITY

BAKERSFIELD, CA** — The competitive eating circuit lost its most aggressive esophagus on Friday afternoon when 34-year-old Chad "The Inhaler" Gunderson passed away during an unsanctioned, live-streamed attempt to consume 100 pounds of unshe...

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COMPETITIVE EATER "CHAD THE INHALER" DIES AVENGING SPLIT FINGERNAIL; AWARDED POSTHUMOUS GUINNESS RECORD FOR SLAPSTICK FATALITY

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