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By Gristle Vane, Chief Ontological & Lexicographical Correspondent** [Instrictions Lecture](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/dc54e831-efae-4152-a050-f309a0ea9e46-1792394077434.png) *Image credit: GoblinLife Vault* GOBLIN NEWS NETWORK (GNN) SCIENC...

Ninety-seven minutes of unhinged United States Marine Corps psychological warfare directed at prepubescent suburbanites is a bold direction for a family comedy, yet director Nick Castle and star Damon Wayans delivered exactly that in Univer...

By Snikkit "Flashbulb" Pike, GNN Command Pool Correspondent** HUNGNAM PORT HEADQUARTERS** — The logistical bottleneck paralyzing Tenth Corps headquarters was resolved permanently at 0430 hours this morning when notorious close-quarters tren...