By Snikkit "Flashbulb" Pike, GNN Command Pool Correspondent** HUNGNAM PORT HEADQUARTERS** — The logistical bottleneck paralyzing Tenth Corps headquarters was resolved permanently at 0430 hours this morning when notorious close-quarters tren...
PORT OF GOBLINVILLE —** Sound the klaxons, hide your wallets, and prepare your tear-ducts for maximum salinity. In what can only be described as a journalistic breakthrough of seismic, meta-shattering proportions, **Goblin News Network (GN...
This is your Cap'n speaking, bringing you a grim update on the [SUMG] saga we covered yesterday. If you thought a 0-5 losing streak was bad, prepare yourselves, Goblins, because the "Super Unicum Music Group" has managed to dig themselves ...
Let’s be real, folks. The "Super Unicum Music Group" name is starting to sound less like a badge of honor and more like a cruel, ironic joke. As the official team of GoblinLife.org and the pride of GNN, we’ve watched our boys in [SUMG] tran...
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