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Task Forceception: New Task Force Created to Investigate the Task Force That Raided a Potluck

Published: June 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM

In a move that surprises nobody familiar with goblin government, the Council has formed another task force: the Task Force Accountability Oversight Committee (TFAOC), to investigate the Task Force that raided the church potluck.

Supreme Leader Grungle unveiled it with a flourish, calling it "a triumph of goblin ingenuity and bureaucratic efficiency."

Critics call it a delaying tactic and point to the nation's long tradition of committees investigating committees.

"This is Task Forceception," said a citizen outside the Council chamber. "A task force investigating a task force that was investigating innocent churchgoers. At this rate we'll need a task force for the task force for the task force."

The TFAOC has begun its work: requesting paperwork, conducting interviews and consuming fermented mushrooms "for research purposes."

Its first finding is that it needs more staff. A task force has been formed to recruit them.

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