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12/8/2024

By Goblin News Network

Top 10 Chemical Compounds to Google for a Guaranteed Spot on the Watch List (Just Kidding)

1. **Dihydrogen monoxide.** Colorless, odorless, found in every body of water on Earth. Perfect for covert operations. It's water. 2. **Sodium chloride.** Crystalline, conducts electricity when dissolved, in every kitchen. It's salt. 3. **A...

#top-10 #listicle #chemistry #surveillance #dihydrogen-monoxide #conspiracy-theory

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12/8/2024

By Goblin News Network

Leaked IQS Paper: 1,2-Dimethyl-3-ethyl-4-monooxane and Its Ineffable Potential

GNN has obtained a preliminary paper from the Institute of Questionable Science on a compound its authors call D3E4M. We reproduce the key sections. The IQS has not confirmed the paper, or what the compound is. Abstract This paper presents ...

#institute-of-questionable-science #leaked-documents #pseudo-science #chemistry #d3e4m #applied-science

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