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11/12/2024

By Goblin News Network

Padres Shatter MLB Glass Ceiling With All-Female "Madres" Expansion Team

AUSTIN, TX — The San Diego Padres have announced an all-female expansion team based in Austin. The Madres will be made up entirely of the country's best female ballplayers of Mexican heritage. "This is a historic moment for baseball and for...

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