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6/3/2025

By Goblin News Network

Top 5 Banned Bob Ross Paintings That Will Make You Question Everything You Know About Happy Little Trees

Bob Ross painted 403 episodes of "The Joy of Painting." The network aired 398. These are the other five. 1. **"The Scream" (Season 4, Episode 12).** The usually serene landscape turned dark: one twisted, gnarled tree contorted in agony agai...

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11/12/2024

By Goblin News Network

GNN's Top 5 Tips for Unleashing Your Inner Wild Goblin

A well-groomed beard is a sign of weakness. GNN's grooming desk has five rules for the goblin who wants to look like he lost a fight with a hedge and won. 1. **Embrace the chaos.** Resist the urge to tame your beard. Let it grow wild and fr...

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