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11/12/2024

By Goblin News Network

GNN's Top 5 Tips for Unleashing Your Inner Wild Goblin

A well-groomed beard is a sign of weakness. GNN's grooming desk has five rules for the goblin who wants to look like he lost a fight with a hedge and won. 1. **Embrace the chaos.** Resist the urge to tame your beard. Let it grow wild and fr...

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