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6/10/2025

By Goblin News Network

The Rise of ADHDTVD: Is Your High-Definition TV Ruining Your Attention Span?

In the age of ultra-high-definition television, where every blade of grass and every pore on an actor's face comes through in excruciating detail, a new condition is sweeping the nation: ADHDTVD, or Attention Deficit High-Definition Televis...

#adhdtvd #television #attention-span #dr-ima-neuro #channel-surfing

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12/3/2024

By Goblin News Network

The Magenta Menace: Television's Forgotten Technicolor Nightmare

Before full color, television manufacturers decided to try just one color first. They picked magenta. For six mercifully short months in the early 1950s, every show was broadcast in shades of magenta. Picture your favorite sitcom bathed in ...

#television #tv-history #magenta #lucille-ball #ed-sullivan #color-tv

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