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6/10/2025

By Goblin News Network

The Rise of ADHDTVD: Is Your High-Definition TV Ruining Your Attention Span?

In the age of ultra-high-definition television, where every blade of grass and every pore on an actor's face comes through in excruciating detail, a new condition is sweeping the nation: ADHDTVD, or Attention Deficit High-Definition Televis...

#adhdtvd #television #attention-span #dr-ima-neuro #channel-surfing

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