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2/11/2025

By Goblin News Network

Crisis Averted! GIA Agents Restore Goblin University From Backup

The Goblin Intelligence Agency (GIA) has undone the duplication disaster at the Institute of Questionable Science (IQS). Agents restored the university to its state a few hours before the experiment, and the mountains of duplicated gold coi...

#goblin-intelligence-agency #institute-of-questionable-science #duplication-glitch #simulation-theory #data-backups #elder-gnarltooth

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2/6/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Scientists Crack the Matrix! Infinite Duplication Glitch Discovered, University Sacrificed

Scientists at the Institute of Questionable Science (IQS), hours after vaporizing their mice, have found a duplication glitch in the matrix of existence. The glitch lets a goblin create unlimited copies of any object, from gold coins to fer...

#institute-of-questionable-science #duplication-glitch #simulation-theory #rubber-chickens #grungle-gristle #elder-gnarltooth

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