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9/30/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblin Council Embraces 4D Physics: Every Student Gets a VR Headset and $100 in Steam Credit

A week after GNN exposed the nation's struggle with the fourth dimension, the Goblin Council of Elders has approved a plan to fix it with video games. Schools with 4D physics programs will receive grants to buy Meta Quest headsets and $100 ...

#fourth-dimension #meta-quest #steam-credit #non-euclidean-games #mental-gymnastics #professor-grungledim

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9/22/2025

By Goblin News Network

Education Crisis: Goblin Students Stumped by the Fourth Dimension

Goblins cannot picture the fourth dimension, and the Goblin Scientific Community is in a quiet panic about it. Years of teaching four-dimensional geometry through 3D models shown on 2D screens have produced a nation for whom a fourth spatia...

#fourth-dimension #hypercubes #goblin-education-board #professor-grungledim #mental-gymnastics #goblin-schools

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