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This Crowd-Pleasing Five-Layer Queso Fundido Will Make You the Star of Game Day (And Distract You From the Statistical Certainty of Reincarnating as Pre-Digested Wasp Nursery Meat)

Prep Time:** 15 mins | **Cook Time:** 20 mins | **Subterranean Consumption Phase:** 21–35 days | **Serves:** 8–10 party guests (or 1 larval hymenopteran) [Nachos](https://cdn.goblinlife.org/9e39e665-285c-4eb9-b632-df6786807047-1792231959266...

GNN CULTURE APPRAISAL: The Tea Party’s "These Living Arms" Truly Makes You Feel Like Batman Dying in 1999

Five minutes and three seconds is an unreasonable amount of time to ask a modern media consumer to sit still without a subway surfer clip playing in the bottom half of the viewport, yet Canadian rock trio The Tea Party demands exactly that ...

How An Axis Victory In 1945 Would Have Prevented Toby Keith’s "Red Solo Cup"

MUCK-PIT CENTRAL (GNN DEPARTMENT OF APPLIED CHRONO-MUSICOLOGY)** — Mainstream historians examining the hypothetical consequences of an Axis victory in the Second World War invariably fixate on pedestrian macro-political variables: the parti...

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