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11/11/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblins Flunk Financial Literacy Test as Instant Gratification Trumps Long-Term Gains

A survey outside the Goblin Gaming Group's newest adult arcade, which until last week's ban was Ye Olde Kimono Pachinko Parlor, has revealed the state of goblin financial habits. Goblins were offered a choice: $5 right now, or a penny doubl...

#financial-literacy #penny-doubling #goblin-gaming-group #pachinko-ban #grungle-gristle #compound-interest

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11/11/2025

By Goblin News Network

GDIC Bankrupt After Betting Everything on PachinkoCoin, Days Before Pachinko Is Banned

The Goblin Deposit Insurance Corporation (GDIC), the institution that insures every goblin bank deposit, has declared bankruptcy. It had put 100% of its funds into PachinkoCoin, a new cryptocurrency pegged to the profits of the nation's pac...

#goblin-deposit-insurance-corporation #pachinkocoin #pachinko-ban #goblin-gaming-group #cryptocurrency #grungle-gristle

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