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11/11/2025

By Goblin News Network

Goblins Flunk Financial Literacy Test as Instant Gratification Trumps Long-Term Gains

A survey outside the Goblin Gaming Group's newest adult arcade, which until last week's ban was Ye Olde Kimono Pachinko Parlor, has revealed the state of goblin financial habits. Goblins were offered a choice: $5 right now, or a penny doubl...

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