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11/11/2025

By Goblin News Network

GDIC Bankrupt After Betting Everything on PachinkoCoin, Days Before Pachinko Is Banned

The Goblin Deposit Insurance Corporation (GDIC), the institution that insures every goblin bank deposit, has declared bankruptcy. It had put 100% of its funds into PachinkoCoin, a new cryptocurrency pegged to the profits of the nation's pac...

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