Grinchflu Outbreak: Joke-Resistant Strain Fills Hospitals With Humorless Goblins
It took one day. A new strain of goblin flu has swept the nation, leaving its victims utterly humorless and immune to jokes. Hospitals are overflowing with frowning goblins. "The worst outbreak we've ever seen," said Dr. Grungle Bonesaw, GN...

