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12/6/2025

By Goblin News Network

Grinchflu Outbreak: Joke-Resistant Strain Fills Hospitals With Humorless Goblins

It took one day. A new strain of goblin flu has swept the nation, leaving its victims utterly humorless and immune to jokes. Hospitals are overflowing with frowning goblins. "The worst outbreak we've ever seen," said Dr. Grungle Bonesaw, GN...

#grinchflu #gidor #superbugs #laughter #dr-grungle-bonesaw #elder-gnarltooth #the-meat-grinder

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12/5/2025

By Goblin News Network

GIDoR Confirms Laughter Is the Best Medicine, Warns Overuse Could Breed Joke-Resistant Superbugs

GIDoR has confirmed the age-old adage. Laughter releases endorphins, lowers stress hormones and boosts the immune system, which means faster healing and better health. "We always knew laughter felt good," said lead researcher Dr. Grungle Gi...

#gidor #laughter #superbugs #pseudo-science #goblin-council #dr-grungle-bonesaw

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