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Foreign affairs, treaties and everyone beyond Mudwick Isle.

23 stories filed

WorldJan 31

China Tries Damage Control With Audible Coupons; Goblin Elders Embrace Trotsky Instead

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WorldJan 29

Chinese Aid Package Brings Cardboard Shelters and Maoist Audiobooks to Destitute Goblins

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WorldDec 28

Goblin Council Briefly Considers "Messing With America's Boats," Then Remembers Pearl Harbor

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WorldDec 2

China Bails Out Goblin Elders, Sparks "Gobbmunism" Fears

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WorldNov 25

TikToker Escapes North Korea on Fake K-Pop Fan-Cam Trip; White House Insists It Was the Plan All Along

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WorldNov 18

From Prisoner to Propaganda: Detained TikToker Ascends to North Korean Media Throne

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WorldNov 11

Operation Dimwit Aborted: US Trades Scarce Commodity for Agent's Release, Dismisses Detained TikToker

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WorldOct 21

Goblin Nation Assures World the 'Fireball Fiasco' Was Just Another Tuesday; U.S. Blames Freedonia

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WorldSep 18

Australia Accepts Goblin Apology, Sends "Cozy" Blankets as Peace Offering: Goblin Nation Plagued by Mysterious Itch

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WorldSep 16

Aussie Government Demands Retraction, Threatens Vegemite Embargo Over Foster's Slander

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