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Religion

Faith, schisms, prophets and the cheese question.

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ReligionNov 11

Canine Spiritual Awakening! Upright Dogs Worship the True Bone, Keep Wednesday Sabbath

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ReligionOct 6

Goblin Pastafarians Condemn Squirrel Empire's "Unholy" Dietary Habits

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ReligionJul 9

Goblin Scientists Issue Sun Warning, Religious Debate Erupts

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ReligionJun 14

Inquisition Interrupted: Gurglesnot's Sneeze Spells Doom for Spanish Inquisitors

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ReligionJun 10

Nobody Expects the Goblin Inquisition! (Except, Apparently, the Spanish Inquisition)

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ReligionMay 29

Gurglesnot's Grand Transformation: A Divine Revelation of Gender and Glimmering Appendages

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ReligionMay 4

Noodle Prophet's Fall From Grace: Discredited Doctrine and a Mysterious Disappearance

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ReligionMay 2

Noodle Prophet's Moral U-Turn: Gambling, Alcohol and Shiny Objects Reign Supreme Once More

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ReligionApr 26

Noodle Prophet Ascends to Council: Goblin Nation Celebrates With 19-Day Bender, Anarchy and Zipline Revival

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ReligionFeb 18

Culinary Chaos as Celebrity Chefs Weigh In on Goblin Communion Meatballs

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