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Religion

Faith, schisms, prophets and the cheese question.

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ReligionFeb 13

Holy Wars and Parmesan: Pastafarian Factions Clash Over Cheese Authenticity

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ReligionFeb 8

Miraculous Manifestation in Macaroni: Gnarfles' Kitchen Vision Inspires a New Gospel

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ReligionJan 29

Olive Garden Mania Sweeps Goblin Nation as Orthodox Pastafarians Declare Darden CEO a Saint

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ReligionJan 20

The Great Schism: A Tale of Two Pastas

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ReligionJan 12

Sauce Showdown: Ganja Oil vs. Basil in the Goblin Pastafarian Cuisine Conflict

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ReligionJan 11

Flying Spaghetti Monster Ascends: Goblin Council Declares Pastafarianism the Official Religion

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ReligionJan 10

Jamaican R&R Sparks Religious Revelation: Goblin Soldiers Return Home Believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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ReligionDec 19

Shrek: Ogre or Blasphemy? A Goblin Theologian Weighs In

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