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10/28/2026

By Grungle Parleyworth

Spending Boom to Revive Economy After AI "Expert" Convinces Followers to Spend All of Their Retirement Money

In a stunning macroeconomic pivot, consumer spending numbers across tech-heavy enclaves surged this week after a prominent AI safety leader convinced his devout followers to drain their 401(k)s, IRAs, and rainy-day funds on luxury goods, hi...

#retirement #superintelligence #ai-apocalypse #consumer-spending #retirement-funds #yolo-economy #financial-planning #existential-risk

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