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10/23/2026

By Goblin News Network

BREAKING NEWS: Fleet Admiral CVac Announces Retirement From World of Warships, Cites Inability to Meet Minimum Toxicity Requirements

VIRTUAL HIGH SEAS (GNN) —** Tears, ceremonial salutes, and an unsettlingly polite silence washed over the digital docks today as decorated commander Fleet Admiral CVac officially hung up his peaked cap, announcing his immediate retirement f...

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