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8/2/2025

By Goblin News Network

Flavortown Phenomenon: Wormholes Open in Spaghetti Pots, Goblin Elders Scramble to Cover Up

The rapid spread of Flavortown colonies has had an unexpected side effect: wormholes are opening spontaneously in unattended pots of spaghetti. Pastafarian leaders are thrilled by the surge of interest in their faith and are now struggling ...

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