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SUB-BASEMENT 4, GNN SCIENCE DESK** — In a paradigm-shattering report that has left behavioral economists weeping into their clipboards and rubbing their temples in disbelief, researchers at the **GoblinLife Department of Applied Science and...

To:** Esteemed Colleagues in the Hallowed Halls of Advanced Naval Science, Disciples of Strategic Materiel Application, and (Regrettably) Practitioners of Less Inspired Naval Architectural Philosophies and Operators Exhibiting Sub-Optimal C...