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2/13/2025

By Goblin News Network

Holy Wars and Parmesan: Pastafarian Factions Clash Over Cheese Authenticity

A new front has opened in the Pastafarian schism: cheese. The Orthodox insist that only genuine Parmigiano-Reggiano, imported from Italy, may touch sacred spaghetti. "The Monster demands the finest," said High Priest Gnarly. "Anything less ...

#pastafarianism #parmesan #orthodox-pastafarians #reformed-pastafarians #high-priest-gnarly #gnarfles

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