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12/29/2025

By Goblin News Network

SAS Strikes Squirrel Stronghold as Operation Nutcracker Cracks the Forest Open

British SAS commandos and goblin intelligence agents have raided the heart of the Squirrel Empire's forest in a night operation codenamed Nutcracker, which the Empire's commander, General Nutcracker, has taken personally. Grungle Gristle, e...

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