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1/22/2025

By Goblin News Network

Mud Pits Out, Sandboxes In! Goblin Council Declares War on Messy Fun

The Goblin Council of Elders has declared mud pits a relic of the past and ordered every one of them drained, sanitized and filled with the finest imported sand. Farewell mud wrestling, hello sandcastles. Citing hygiene, safety and goblin d...

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