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1/24/2025

By Goblin News Network

'Dying' Declared the Number One Killer of Goblins

The Goblin Bureau of Vital Statistics has released its annual report, and the leading cause of death among goblins is, once again, dying. Despite our legendary resilience, goblins keep succumbing to the inevitable march of time and the coun...

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