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4/8/2025

By Goblin News Network

Exoskeleton Revolution: Weaklings Turned Weightlifters Overnight!

TITUSVILLE, FL — Scientists at the Florida Institute of Techno-Augmentation (FITA) have built a cybernetic exoskeleton that turns the weakest people alive into powerlifters overnight. In a recent trial, a group of self-described couch potat...

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