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10/18/2026

By Goblin News Network

SPECIAL REPORT: YOUR WARDROBE IS IN CRUSHING DEBT AND THE SHIP IS LEAVING

Look at yourself. Look at what you’re wearing right now. Faded cotton. Generic seams. A walking monument to poor life choices and co-signed mediocrity. At this rate, it will take you eleven years of grinding in the underground mines just to...

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