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2/18/2025

By Goblin News Network

Local Chess Noob Bests Nakamura After Brain Implant Gone Wrong

TITUSVILLE, FL — Local chess player Timmy "Pawn Sacrifice" Puddlewick, known for his 600 Elo rating and questionable openings, has knocked grandmaster Hikaru Nakamura off the top of the Chess.com blitz ladder. The secret to his rise is a Ne...

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