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1/6/2026

By Goblin News Network

Squirrel Empire Crumbles as the DMZ Falls and Tail-Hatted Survivors Flee South

The Most Serene Squirrel Empire is no more. Its last forces, shelled with confetti, raided by the SAS and stripped of their forest by robots, have retreated across the DMZ into South Korea. Grungle Gristle reported from the liberated zone, ...

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