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9/30/2025

By Goblin News Network

Scientists Isolate "Dumb" Gene, Paving Way for Genius Babies

Scientists have isolated the elusive "dumb" gene, responsible for a wide range of human stupidity. The marker, named DUMB-1, is linked to poor decision-making, reality TV addiction and an inability to understand sarcasm. A gene therapy is i...

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