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12/20/2025

By Goblin News Network

Gristle Goes to War: Ex-Analyst Returns as War Correspondent in the Squirrel-Held DMZ

Four months after losing the Chief Analyst's chair, Grungle Gristle has found the most dangerous, and nuttiest, freelance gig in goblin journalism: war correspondent in the DMZ, where the Most Serene Squirrel Empire still holds its forest. ...

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