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9/22/2025

By Goblin News Network

The Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen Ancestry Project: Unraveling the Mystery of the 'Winning Gene'

GNN researchers have traced the family tree of Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen, the legendary goblin who succeeds at everything, in search of the elusive "winning gene" behind his achievements. He was number one. The project is led by goblin ge...

#smitty-werbenjagermanjensen #winning-gene #dr-gloopnoodle #genealogy #elder-gnarltooth #goblin-ancestry

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