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10/16/2025

By Goblin News Network

Leaked: Can a Dog With Thumbs Still Play Fetch? Goblin Research Institute Wants to Know

TITUSVILLE, Fla. — Nearly a year after its breeding plans leaked, the Goblin Research Institute has apparently succeeded. A new internal study obtained by GNN refers, without further explanation, to "bipedal, opposable-thumbed, culturally f...

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