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12/29/2025

By Goblin News Network

Eyelids: A Figment of Our Imagination? GIDoR Scientists Question Whether Goblins Blink at All

Are we blinking, or just thinking we're blinking? Researchers at GIDoR have proposed a radical theory: eyelids may not exist. "We've studied eyelid closure for centuries," said Dr. Grungle Squint, the lead researcher, "and found no scientif...

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