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12/20/2025

By Goblin News Network

New Vigilante 'The Keyboard Crusader' Terrorizes Goblin Mayors With Laser Eyes and Super-Speedy Typing

A masked figure calling himself the Keyboard Crusader has been terrorizing mayors and village chiefs across the Goblin Nation, demanding "protection money" in exchange for sparing their settlements. Grungle Gristle, freelancing for GNN on h...

#keyboard-crusader #vigilantes #cyberbullying #extortion #grungle-gristle #goblin-council

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