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4/15/2025

By Goblin News Network

Local Hospitals Overwhelmed by Influx of 'Pimp Slap' Injuries Following Exoskeleton Boom

TITUSVILLE, FL — The Muscle Max exoskeleton craze has produced a new kind of emergency: the pimp slap. Newly superhuman residents are delivering open-handed blows with the force of a car door, and local hospitals cannot keep up with the fac...

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