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10/25/2026

By Grizzle Quickquill

LOCAL GOBLIN BREAKS SPINE CARRYING EIGHT SENTIENT SANDBAGS ON TWO BROTHERS; EARNS MYTHICAL ‘E’ BADGE AND 2,464 BASE XP IN HISTORIC MAINZ DEFEAT

TWO BROTHERS** — At 03:32 this morning, associate World of Warships goblin `[USNA] VonSuccHerOff` clocked into a Domination match aboard the Tier VIII German cruiser *Mainz* and delivered what naval historians are calling the single greates...

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