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11/14/2024

By Goblin News Network

Leaked: Goblin Research Institute Plans to Teach Dogs Symphonies, Art and Table Manners

TITUSVILLE, Fla. — GNN has obtained an internal planning document from the Goblin Research Institute (GRI) describing a series of experiments to "assess dog adaptability to human cultural practices." It is reproduced below, lightly trimmed....

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