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1/1/2026

By Goblin News Network

Lumbering Menace Returns: Robot Lumberjacks Resume DMZ Deforestation as Goblins and Squirrels Clash

The U.S.-Canadian coalition's robot lumberjacks, last seen losing to a goblin-planted forest in September, are back in the DMZ and cutting again, taking advantage of the war. "It's a massacre!" wailed GNN environmental correspondent Grungle...

#squirrel-empire #robot-lumberjacks #operation-paul-bunyan #deforestation #united-states #canada #grungle-greenleaf

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